Why even have bothered with the second to previous post when this man just does it SO friggin’ well.

Ok, site is coming along…slowly I know…but things are finally aligned in the bigger picture sense and now I attack the small things and make tweaks.

NONE of which would be possible without Dame Cyberdelia.  She is my htl sounding board and all around WP guru as I try to position myself into this insane coding nightmare.

Now…the NYC DMV…can SUCK IT!!

My first encounter with them was no pleasant as I traversed their refugee infested hallways about three weeks ago.  I stood in a very long line waiting to be helped by only ONE employee in a section with FOUR stations.  People were losing their minds.  2 hours later I was 8th in line to be helped and had to leave for an appointment.  I was NOT pleased.

The idea of going back has been like an incurable rash on my genitals.  But go back I did.  Today, the line was even longer.

And still ONE employee.

But hosanna!  One more showed up 15 minutes later and the line started moving.  Not fast, but compared to what it was before….fast.

I get to the front about an hour and a half later….hand over my documents…and get told that I am missing something and have to come back.

I am not living in my own satirized sitcom scenario where I am in DMV hell and the disinterested bitch behind the counter is Satan.  I try pleading my case with the documents at hand which include a court signed and notarized application for a name change.

Beelzey was not having it.

So I left…angry.  I am going to attempt to back tomorrow…as laughable as that idea is.  I make no promised about my inability to keep my mouth shut.

Should anyone from the DMV happen to ever come across this post, I hand you this idea free of charge:

1) I pay your wages with my taxes…how about you actually use it and hire more people to staff those stations.  People DO have lives unlike the trogs working behind the little cameras that are forever breaking down.

2) Make sure you express CLEARLY what it is you need so the NYC denizens don’t have to open a can of whoops ass on you.

3)  Is it too much to ask for some kind of air freshener in that place?

The highlight of my 1 1/2 Dantean hours was being harrassed by an Indian man forever talking loudly on his cell in hindi and breathing out the foulest ordor that managed to waft its way to my nose all the time.  He smelled of mothballs to boot and insistend on shuffling up closer to me no matter how little space the line traversed.  If I was bumped or rubbed up on one more time I swear I would have decked him.

I think he got me pregnant at some point, but can’t be entirely sure.

New York City….

Ok, the site is slowly but surely coming together.  As soon as all the little tidbits are done, then I will get to work on sidebar widgeting and adding fun stuff – really for my pleasure more than anything else.

Over the last two days I have almost committed random acts of violence on people in the city.  I am astounded by people who don’t understand the concept of MOVE YOUR ASS whilst walking.  And I am not just talking about the tourists who frankly should just have their own lane – preferrably down the middle of a busy intersection.

If you want to walk slowly, get to one side or the other of a sidwalk. And it’s always the old or handi-capable that HAVE to walk right down the middle.  And woe betide the pedestrian faced with those travelling in a group who elect to spread out across the entire sidewalk.

Really now?

At one point a woman just kept shoving up against me, so I turned around, and in my sassy quai-Arab-cum-ghetto way said:  BACK OFF OFFA ME!

I swear, any closer and she would have been inside my rectum.

You would think that after a year and 5 months I would be used to this, but someday soon Tony is going to have to bail me out of jail for multiple pedestrian homicides.

Folks…they just keep getting worse and worse.

keebler elf (look nate!)

pointe shoe fetish pictures

pointe fetish

mating pics

goddess death sufer

dromedary date

dog mating human pics

dancing camel movie

camel fucking

armenian sex goddess (is there even such a thing?)

animals mating+pics

Jackie Chan Demon Toys (look Nate! It IS true!)

CAMEL SEX PICS

“foreskin”+”student”

“baby frogs” sex (JeJe….oh god no..not MORE!)

stories of children geting fucked (this is just wrong)

sick animal pics female dog fuck

pics of animals mating for school (a new trend in Show and Tell?)

mating your horse pics

leg stradle sex

horse mating pics

girls geting fucked by animals

free animal mating pics

camel mating pics

camel and hand in symbolism

bannana sex

WEAR A STRAIGHT JACK IN ASYLUM

Cats mating pics

Adult litte people sex

Now I see three trends in all these searches….sex picture of camels, of horses, and of animals mating with girls. What in God;s name is going ON in cyberspace???? And why the hell are they finding MY site. Now that I don;t mind the traffic….but my god.

My god…these take the cake:

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men fucking female animals

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jeje livejournal (JeJe! Someone was lookin for you!!!)

i’m away laughing on a fast camel

horse/mating/pics/

camel fucking

back bedroom sex”bubble wrap”

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Cracked ANIMAL SEX MOVIES

“forced to fuck” mom

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men fucking female animals

mating with horse’s movies

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Animal mating close up pics
There just keep cracking me up…as offensive as some of them may be.

And in the continuing trend of odd fucking phrases used to search my site:
sex goddess cliques

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mean camel

man fucking female dog in heat

bitch girls

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story of being forced to fuck animals

shaving cream and sex

horse mating pics

Filipino bride bad stories
I swear to you…my site has NOTHING of the above. But my…what an insight into people’s minds.

I could not let this pass up. I was checking my site stats and here are a few of the search terms used to find my site. I even tried some of em out and I was actually on the first page for some of them…..and there is NOTHING on my site related to them at all!

Sara’s twat

Scrawny Men Sex

the physiological aspect of prison life

pictures of bathrooms covered in shit

shaving blog

see girls geting fuck by animals

kroean[sic] sex

frogs mating pics

Bubba is a cross dresser

Damn it all….I am trying ot make changes to my blog and I have no idea why in the hell it is not working….FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Possible H3 spotting early this afternoon. I was awakened by their gargantuan lumbering at 8 a.m. (after being up ’till 2 a.m. listening to them) and heard their front door close and I ran to the window to see them. I missed the male of the species but caught a glimpse of a hat and a plaid shirt. The female of the species, rather sqaut and blond, emerged and ran back apparently in fear of the sun’s rays. I heard the front door open and close and she ran into a corner of the room. However, later this afternoon I viewed a possible related species carrying chairs up to the apartment. Things have quieted down somewhat, but NOT by a lot.

On another note, I am itching to build another website NOW!!!!! But I don’t know what to make it about. ARGH!!!!

Ok, watching Sarah Brightman’s La Luna concert. What a whackjob she is. Does she think anyone is going to take her seriously when she sings like that and her lips move like that? That has to be the worst lip synching job I have ever seen.

Must run and hide now, I hear the lumberings beginning again.

ARGH!!!!!! I’m a freakin clique addict!!!! I need a 12-step program. Decided I am going to start working on the smurf website. Our little coercive group needs one. BTW, still trying to find a male bitch clique. Any hints?